The Nerd Calculator

Cannot remember when i last used a pen.
I would rather spend time with my P.C than my wife.
I have spare pocket protectors.
Runs Linux as primary operating system.
Computer has pet name.
I go to bed thinking about that VB bug i am working on.
After english i speak C++ and Assembler.
I talk to my mouse.
Java is the only coffee i drink.
people with less than 64MB RAM are boring!

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